Hi, I'm awkward.
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you